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ADVANCED ENGLISH LESSONS

Ten "Escuderos" went to prision

one was shoked, and then were NINE

Nine "escuderos" stay up late

One overslept himself...an then were EIGTH

Eight "escuderos" sing, out of MADURO, one was shut up

then were seven

Seven "escuderos" shopping out the sticks, One shopped himself in halves

and then were six

Six "escuderos" Playing with a hive

A bumble bee, stung one

And the were five

Five "escuderos" going in for law

One got in chancery,

And then were four

Four "escuderos" went for a shower

The watertube swallowed one

and then were three

Three "escuderos" pray to the soldiers

A big bear hugged one

and then were two

Two "escuderos" siting in kitchen

One got freezled

and then was one!

One "escudero" left all alone

He hanged himself

AN THEN WERE ....NONE!!

CANCION DE ULTRATUMBA

10 escuderos fueron prisioneros

Uno se asfixio

Entonces quedaron nueve!!

9 escuderos" se quedaron hasta tarde

Uno se durmio

Entonces quedaron ocho!

8 "escuderos "cantan "fuera MADURO"

Uno fue callado

Entonces quedaron siete!!

7 "escuderos" fueron a cortar lena

Uno se corto en dos

Entonces quedaron seis!!

6 "escuderos" jurungaron un avispero

Una abejorro, pico a uno

Entonces quedaron cinco!!

5 "escuderos" estudiaron leyes

Uno fue magistrado

Y entonces quedaron cuatro

4 "escuderos" fueron a ducharse

La banera se trago a uno

Entonces quedaron tres!!

3 "escuderos" rezaron a los soldados

Un oso inmenso entonces ataco a uno

Entonces quedaron dos"

Dos "escuderos" se sentaron en la cocina

Uno se quemo!!

entonces quedo uno

Un "escudero" se quedo solo

Este se ahorco

ENTONCES NO QUEDO NINGUNO